Camping on a river side joke
One day, Armando and Jun went for camping on a river side. Armando woke up at midnight, then Jun also woke up. Armando asked Jun, "Do you see those billion stars?" Jun replied, "Yes. Those represent billions of planets like Earth."
Armando was furious, "You are such an idiot, haven't you realized that the tent is already stolen?"
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