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Two snakes short story joke

There where two snakes talking.

The 1st one said "Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?

Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"

The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

Funny short stories are to make you laugh. Some of these true stories are ture, while others are made-up stories. And all stories are ideal for bluffing your friends. They will all laugh because of your short stories jokes.

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