Golf laws joke for kids

No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you"

Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.