Saint Peter and Lucifer joke for kids
When Saint Peter was taking a walk at the Pearly Gates. He found that the fence between heaven and hell needed repairing. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.
Saint Peter: "The fence between heaven and hell needs repairing. And I wanna know if you'd like to help pay for it."
Lucifer: "I will not pay for it. You are the one who wonna fix it"
Saint Peter: "We both share the fence and you must pay for it or I will sue you for that amount."
Lucifer: "Haha! Where do you think you can get a lawyer?!"
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