[Light Bulb Joke]Country and western singers
Question: How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
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