Talking about marriage in class
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.
Teacher: What kind of wife would you like, Tony?
Tony: I would like a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow, what a choice...Do you want her to be calm and cool like the moon?
Tony: No no...
Teacher: Oh, so you want her round and white?
Tony: No No...
Teacher: Or maybe you want her to be fair and beautiful?
Tony: No No No, I just want her to appear at night and disappear in the morning...
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