Can opener
Man: Help me, doctor! My son swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be all right.
Man: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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Man: Help me, doctor! My son swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be all right.
Man: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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