Chewing gum joke for kids

Father-In-Law : Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect!

Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law : You mean you drink and smoke and you're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage?

Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law : You club too?

Man : I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law : You've also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!.

Father-In-Law : What!!! You're a killer???

Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him.

Father-In-Law : You are highly welcome, my son. You are on the right track. You're absolutely the right Man for my daughter.