Five liners about what not to say to the nice policeman

What not to say to the nice policeman:
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

What not to say to the nice policeman:
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

What not to say to the nice policeman:
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

What not to say to the nice policeman:
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

What not to say to the nice policeman:
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.