Policeman: Why were you speeding

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman: Why were you speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."