You Might Be A Redneck 04

You might be a redneck if there¡¯s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

You might be a redneck if there¡¯s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

You might be a redneck if three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language.

You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.