You Might Be A Redneck 03

You might be a redneck if when describing your kids, you use the phrase "dumb as a brick."

You might be a redneck if when finally mowing your lawn, you find an engine block you didn¡¯t know was there.

You might be a redneck if when someone asks to see your kids you show them the goats.

You might be a redneck if when you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer.

You might be a redneck if when you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you¡¯re gonna "fix it up a little" (true story).