You Might Be A Redneck 05

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them.

You might be a redneck if when you think of the planet Saturn you think of your mother-in-law at the same time.

You might be a redneck if when you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade.

You might be a redneck if you actually know what "puked a motor" means.

You might be a redneck if you always start a story with "Y' all aint gonna believe this!"