Fishing with Rednecks

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment you could need - reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spent a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other redneck says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"