Redneck joke for kids 8

Redneck Joke 36
You might be a redneck if on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Redneck Joke 37
You might be a redneck if on the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail (true story).

Redneck Joke 38
You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.

Redneck Joke 39
You might be a redneck if people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.

Redneck Joke 40
You might be a redneck if people don¡¯t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.