[Scary Jokes]Ghost jokes for kids

These are funny Ghost jokes for kids

Question: When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?
Answer: When they're not dead !

Question: What trees do ghouls like best ?
Answer: Ceme-trees !

Question: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
Answer: A boo-loney sandwich !

Question: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Answer: Because of all the coffin !

Question: How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
Answer: It flips its lid !

Question: Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ?
Answer: Because they're dead centres !

Question: Where do undertakers go in October ?
Answer: The hearse of the year show !

Question: How do undertakers speak ?
Answer: Gravely !

Question: What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
Answer: "I told you I was ill" !

Question: What is a drunkards last drink ?
Answer: His bier !