Scary vampire joke for kids

Question: What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Answer: Batminton!

Question: What happened to the mad vampire?
Answer: He went a little batty!

Question: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
Answer: A coffin break!

Question: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Answer: Blood oranges!

Question: How does a vampire like his food served?
Answer: In bite sized pieces!

Question: Where do vampires go on holiday?
Answer: The Isle of Fright!

Question: Why did the vampire take up acting?
Answer: It was in his blood!