Scary werewolf joke for kids

Question: Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf ?
Answer: Be quiet and brush your face!
 
Question: Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
Answer: He was caught chop lifting!

Question: What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home ?
Answer: A comb!

Question: What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
Answer: He became a wash and werewolf!
 
Question: Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Answer: Because he couldn't reach any higher!
 
Question: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
Answer: I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!
 
Question: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Answer: Anywhere he wants to!
 
Question: What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
Answer: A whino!