Scary collection 12

A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

A ghost joke
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead!

A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!

A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!

A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!

A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!