Scary collection 31

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite animal?
A giraffe!

A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

A vampire joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!

'' A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires reunion?
All the blood relations went!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!

'' A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
Fangs for the memories!