Scary collection 40

A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!

A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!

A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!

A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!

A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!

A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!