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A wizard joke
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana!

A wizard joke
What do wizards do to get their kicks?
They drool over the pictures in "witch" magazine!

A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt!

A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel?
Bob!

A wizard joke
What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?
Dead!

A wizard joke
What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?
He would be egg-sterminated!

A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare?
He's still rabbiting on about it!