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A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!

A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!

A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!

A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!