Short Kids Jokes For Teacher's Day

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?

Pupil: I don't know, teacher. What will you give me?

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?

Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.