Principal joke for kids

 One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

 MOM : "Wake up, son. It"s time to go to school."

 SON : "But why, Mama? I don"t want to go to school."

 MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don"t want to go to school."

 SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

 MOM : "Oh! that"s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

 SON : "Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?"

 MOM : "One, you are Fifty-two years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the Principal of the school.