New school joke
A boy joined a new school. He was 5.
His new teacher asked, "Can you read and write?" he replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pen and some paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
"What does that say?" asked the teacher?
"How would I know, I can't read!" exclaimed the boy.