Why are your exam marks so poor this term
MOTHER: Why are your exam marks so poor this term?
PUPIL: It's the teacher's fault, Mum.
MOTHER: But you had the same teacher last term and you did well in your exams then.
PUPIL: Yes, but I'm not sitting by the brainiest girl in the class now. The teacher's moved her.
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