Living Things joke for kids

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Liter: A nest of young puppies.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

One by-product of raising cattle is calves.