The Sun joke for kids

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.