Professor and dumb assistant joke for kids

A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together.

So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue.

The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue.

So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why? It doesn't take a genius to know fish sticks.