Keep calm, Monika

In the supermarket was a woman pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing girl. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies. When the woman told she couldn't have any, the girl began to cry. The woman kept repeating softly: "Don't get excited Monika, don't scream Monika, don't be upset Monika, don't yell Monika, keep calm Monika."A woman standing next to her said: "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica!"The mother replied: "I'm Monica!"