Silly Jokes 04

Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now!

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on!

Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!