Court tour joke for kids
One day I was giving a tour of the local court house. There was a court case in recces as I was showing the group around.
I showed them the lawyers, judge, stenographers, jury, and court clerk. "As you can see there are a lot of different people that are involved in making this system work," I commented.
At that point the prisoner that was sitting there yelled out, "but I'm the one who makes it all happen!"
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