Why are you so weak
A man called his mother in Florida: "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good!" said the mother, "I've been very weak."
The son said: "Why are you so weak?"
She said: "Because I haven't eaten for 38 days."
The man said: "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten for 38 days?"
The mother answers: "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
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