Glasses on the pitch joke

TEACHER: Has anyone seen my glasses?
PUPIL: Yes, sir, you left them on the pitch.
TEACHER: Well, why didn't you give them to me?
PUPIL: I didn't think you'd want them after I stepped on them.

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