Kansas state jokes

Short Kansas state jokes

Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

Q. What's the difference between a Wichita State University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kansas?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kansas burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Kansas?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over University of Kansas?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

Q: Why did Kansas raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: How can you tell if someone in Kansas is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
A: The funnel cake line at the Kansas state fair.

Q: Why do Wichita State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Wichita State University campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Kansas State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Kansas's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Funny kansas state joke

A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.  Apparently, the take was too small so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
 
Dumb Kansas Laws
 •Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
 •Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
 •No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
 •The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
 •If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
 
Dodge City
 
•It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
 •All places of business must provide a horse water troft
 
Lawrence
 
•All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
 •No one may wear a bee in their hat.
 
Russell
 
•Musical car horns are banned
 
Salina
 
•It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
 
Topeka
 
•The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
 
Wichita
 
•Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
•Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.