Texan Farmer in Australia for a Vacation
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ��Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.��
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ��We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.��
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, ��And what are those?��
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, ��Don��t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?��