Texan Farmer in Australia for a Vacation

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ¡°Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.¡±

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ¡°We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.¡±

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, ¡°And what are those?¡±

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, ¡°Don¡¯t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?¡±