[Travel joke]Cross-country bus trip joke for kids
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Jones became extremely queasy due to motion sickness. She make her way to the restroom,only to find it locked. She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to fight off the nausea.
Unsuccessfully, she rolled her head to the right and threw up on the lap of a man who was dozing and who was therefore unaware of what had happened. When the fellow awoke, he was shocked to find himself covered in vomit.
Turning to him, Mrs.Jones said, "There now, are you feeling better?"