Artichokes joke for kids

Question: Why did the tin man from Oz eat artichokes?
Answer: He wanted a heart!

Question: What water yields the most beautiful artichoke garden?
Answer: Perspiration!

Question: What kind of socks do you need to plant artichokes?
Answer: Garden hose!

Question: Where did the artichoke go to have a few drinks?
Answer: The Salad Bar!