Real Church Bloopers!
As you can see from the real-life bloopers below, sometimes the mistakes we make can be silly, strange, and often very funny! Enjoy, and thanks! -- Alex :) Real Church Bloopers... � Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. � Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. � Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. � For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. � Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study. � This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. � Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper. � A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. � At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. � The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday. � Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. � The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11. � Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. � 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. � The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. � Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child. and last but not least... � Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. |
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