Children one liners jokes

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy".

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.