Silly one liner jokes

Five silly one liner jokes from our readers:

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

You're never too old to learn something silly.

10 silly one liner jokes from Internet:

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

When in doubt, mumble.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?