Iowa Jokes

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.

The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.

The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.