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If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is Illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.