New Jersey Jokes
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Dumb New Jersey Laws
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. [Reader Comments on this Law.] On a highway you can not park under a bridge. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. You may not slurp your soup. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". Caldwell
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. Cranford
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Ocean City
People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold. Raritan
Profanity is prohibited. Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property. Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
