Alabama Tidbits 04

Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?
A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.

Two Auburn fans are walking in the woods. One says, "Look! A dead bird" ...the other one looks up into the sky and says, "Where?"

Q. Do you know the difference between an Auburn fan getting run over by a car and an Alabama fan?
A. There are skid marks in front of the Bama fan!! 
 

Two innebriated Auburn fans are walking along a railroad track.
One says, "Darn! These stairs are killin' me!" ...the other says, "It's ain't the stairs I can't stand, it's the low handrails!"

Q. What's a seven course meal at Auburn?
A. A possum and a six-pack.

Q. Do you know why Terry Bowden was fired?
A. He was too short to step down.

Q: An Alabama offensive lineman who doesn't hold, a humble Florida Gator, and Santa Claus all checked into the same hotel. As they  entered the elevator, they spotted a $50 bill on the floor. Who ended up with the money and why?
A: Santa Claus - the other two aren't real!

Q. What do they put on the bottoms of Coke bottles at Auburn?
A. Please open other end.

This year's Auburn team is so sorry they have to buy a house just to get a yard.
Q. How do you keep an Auburn football player out of your yard?
A. Put a goal post in it.