You Know You're In Alaska When... 1

you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
there is only one shopping plaza in town.
the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
the major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making.
you find -60c a might chilly.
the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels.
you can play road hockey on ice skates.
shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
you know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
rush hour isn't something you drive, it's when a bear is after you!