You Know You're In Alaska When... 2

it warms up to -35 degrees (Fahrenheit) and you go out in your short sleeves to wash you car.
you drive for a mile on square tires on a -65 morning before they eventually become normal.
when you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m.
all of your relatives refer to you as "that crazy person that lives up there!"
your kids think that you have to get on a airplane to go on vacation.
freezing, 32 degrees (Fahrenheit), is warm enough to wash your car.
you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
the mosquitoes have landing lights.
you have more miles on you snowblower than your car.
you have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.
you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
you think sexy lingerie is fleece socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
at least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
you think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.