Sit down and have a rest

The best humor!Ejoy it:

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would
play with her.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Sit down and give your mind a rest.