Woman one liner jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.